Wednesday, June 15, 2011

The Woods

Question: So you're out for a nice 3 mile run on the trail on a beautiful June day. You've been running for about 20 minutes, pushing your almost-three-year-old son in the jogger and holding onto the leash attached to your super awesome running dog. Suddenly, at mile 2.5, the little voice emerges from the stroller and says, "I have to pee!" What do you do?

Answer: Get him out of the stroller, find a good tree, and let him go in the woods. But wait! Before you do that...

Extra info: As you stop to ask your son if he really has to go, you notice a nice woman with her three daughters walking toward you. They get closer and you realize you know the woman because you taught one of her daughters at the school up the road. What do you do now? 


Extra answer: You take your son out of the stroller, make small talk with the woman and her kids, wait until they are out of sight and then let little man go in the woods. Phew!

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